celebufight
a fictional fight between two celebrities
johnny: “hey, who do you think would win in a celebufight? lady gaga or lindsay lohan?”
rob: “why would they be fighting?”
johnny: “it doesn’t matter… just pretend gaga left the toilet seat up and lindsay fell in.”
rob: “probably lindsay. she would just give gaga one swift kick in the b-lls and the fight would be over in a minute.”
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