celery


money
i have celery in my pockets from when i went to vegas.
something that ducks like.
sometimes used for currecny.
ducks like celery.–
name for intels budget line of processors, as they are rather slow and useless.
a computer running an intel celery (celeron) processor
1. a green leafy vegetable

2. an excellent fashion accessory
the doctor wears celery now. celery is cool.
brought up by t.i.,
meaning another word for marijuana.
man can i buy a dime of celery?
water that you have to chew. it costs more calories to eat than you actually receive from eating it.
would you like to drink some celery?

i hate celery, it has no flavor
something you can wipe your ipod on but be careful its dangerous to your health if you dont mix it up with concrete!
wipe your ipod on my celery!

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