someone who is only attracted to celebrities that in the most case far too old and already taken and don’t know your existstance. a celes-xual is determined that he/she is in a serious relationship with these celebrities.
girl: i’m marrying justin bieber soon!
boy: no you wont he has a girlfriend and don’t know you exist!
girl: one day i will…
boy: wow your such a celes-xual all you do is fall in love with celebrities and no one else!
girl: ….

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