celestial frustration
similar to s-xual frustration, it is that irritable feeling you get when you chase celestial events and can’t satisfy or successfully complete your chase. celestial events include shooting stars, meteor shower, fireb-lls, comets, milky way, moonsetting on the ocean or any horizon.
i’m experiencing celestial frustration that i couldn’t see the moon set on the ocean. or i am celestially frustrated…
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