celibaby


g-d’s prize to those who achieve nine months of abstinence. or that kicking feeling inside of you when you know you haven’t gotten down in a long time.
janet hasn’t gotten any since that christmas party, her celibaby is starting to show. i’m hoping to get lucky and abort it tonight.

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