celize
people named celize are sword wielding warrior queens who’s bravery can be matched by none, able to karate chop chuck norris in the nads and launch a thousand ships with her beauty at the same time. her power knows no boundaries and when she opens her eyes in the morning the sun rises for the rest of us. how grateful we are for her presence, others pale in her comparison. in short we all owe her our lives.
person 1 – celize should be a subject at school dont you agree?
person 2 – yes i do, better yet she should be president.
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