Cell Phone asshole


people who are so important, and godlike, that everybody within 100 miles of them should stop what their doing, stop breathing and simply disappear off the face of the earth forever and ever. their lives are incredibly important. cell phone -ssholes should be put on death row and made to hear cell phones ring 24/7 until they’re fried.
vrin to cell phone user: shut the f-ck up now you cell phone -sshole or i’ll put you in my chipper/shredder and feed your chum to my goldfish.

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