cell phone sideburn


the line of grease or dirt resembling a sideburn that’s left on your cheek after having a long conversation on your smart phone. this happens more often with people who typically have dirty hands and handle their phone throughout the day.
after an hour long phone conversation with my boss, i realized i now had a cell phone sideburn.

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