Cell Phone Standard Time


the time that all cell phones have. (cpst) much better than pacific standard time, cause it fits in your pocket.
b-tchy teacher: robert, you are 2 minutes late to cl-ss! you should show up on time to cl-ss. you are going to get detention!

robert: what the h-ll, mrs. cooper! it’s only 8:59 cell phone standard time!

b-tchy teacher: oh, d-mn.
the time according to cellphones.
most likely to be completely off ordinary time.
l: whats the time?
g: by cell phone standard time its 1:45. pm.
l: what the h-ll, we just had breakfast!!
g: then we had breakfast at the wrong time.

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