Cell phoneless


also playfully or seriously known as a loser. when a person has no cell phone. that’s it. either they are too cheap to buy their own or their parents are too cheap to pay for it.

-note- it is extremely embarr-ssing to date someone who is cell phoneless because then you must call their home phone and endure their parents/siblings/other live in’s answering the phone.
taylor: what’s your cell number?
lisa: i don’t have one. i am cell phoneless.
taylor: psh…loser.

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