cell-phonie


basically a person that you see walking down the street that feels the need carry on a fake conversation on their cell phone due to the fact that they are by themselves and want people to think that they are on some important mission or need to be somewhere.
me and rebecca were heading to the bar last week and saw jessica walking down the street by herself, talking on her cell phone. what a cell-phonie she is.

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