cell-regret
1. after buying a new cell phone with a 2-year service plan, you are sad that a friend bought a cooler, fancier, feature-laden phone at better price than you did.
2. you wish you could go back and get the different phone, but it would be prohibitively expensive.
the cell-regret was terrible after seeing gary’s new phone.
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