cell shock
the condition of being so attached to your cell phone that you think it’s ringing even when it’s not.
sufferer: i think my phone is ringing. where’s my phone?
pitying friend: that’s the oven timer. man, you’re cell shocked.
the momentary sense of panic when one touches their pants pocket and realizes that their cell phone is not there.
i went to call you last night, and had total cell-shock until i realized my phone was in the car.
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