cellish
the mixture of english and cell based texting. all commonly accepted abreviations or slang during texting. “bad cellish” is when your word antic-p-tor plugs in the wrong word, and the receiver gets the wrong meaning.
my cellish is not as good as i want it to be….
cellish: ur 2 awake b4 noon.
bad cellish: when you meant to send “f-ck”, but send “dual” instead, or “usual” when you meant “truck”
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