cellphowned
1. to successfully pull off some sort of a prank involving calling another person’s cell phone, usually from a masked number (for instance, via relay).
2. to be struck by a cell phone, preferably in the face, in such a forceful manner that one could only it as describe as being owned.
“hey, i just relayed dan, from work, and left him a sweet message.”
“what’d you say?”
“i had the operator tell him i was from the corporate office, and if he wanted a promotion then he needs to help me wipe my b-tt, and then i layed down a nice freestyle about my favorite vegetables.”
“man, that’s ridiculous. he’ll know it was you.”
“no way, i totally cellphowned him.”
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