cellrectile dysfunction


when one becomes a social outcast, or severely socially crippled. their cellphone is unavailable, and they suffer from missed txts, calls, or ims.
“man, since i dropped my cellphone in the toilet the other day, i’ve been suffering from serious cellrectile dysfunction.i don’t know what’s going on”

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