cellular disorder
the inexplicable affliction that prevents one from maintaining the speed limit or driving within the lines while talking to someone on the cell phone. curiously, holding a conversation with someone sitting in the seat next to you has no affect on coordination or control.
get off the road b-tch. you shouldn’t be driving if you have a cellular disorder.
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