Cellular motorboating


utilizing a cellular device to engage in the act of motorboating.
phone conversation:

ring, ring
sam: “h-llo”
erin: “hey buddy, how are you?”
sam: “good, what up?”
erin: “dude, put your phone on karen’s t-ts and rub it back and forth.”
sam: “dude, what’s wrong with you?…but ok”
erin: “haaaa”
sam: “dude are you really cellular motorboating my girlfriend?”

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