Celusta
a cursed family name originating from… ??? even google doesn’t know.
very few people with this surname are cool to be around.
if you meet one, don’t make eye-contact. we think they might gypsies by blood, so they’ll mooch off of you until they can take your kidneys.
“dude, you never pay for the movies, you’re such a f-cking cel-sta.”
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