center of farting excellence
a group of people that have committed their lives to farting excellence and are purveyors of farting. pushing new boundaries and establishing methods of deriving specific odor, power and punch as well as lingering presence in the area of farting. the cofe has established an international scale for judging and scoring a fart called the cofe scale(1-10) with 1 = a literal non-fart and 10 equaling the atomic bomb blast of hiroshima. the cofe also offers cl-sses that spreads knowledge on how to fart, what to eat to produce specific farts. proper times to fart and the cofe scale. much like knowledge for making and juding fine wines.
dude, that was the nastiest, room clearing, toxic fart i have ever witnessed, what is up with that. son.. i learned it all at the center of farting excellence. i was once as you, without farting knowledge, but have been enlightened, you too can become proveyor of farting through the center of farting excellence.
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