centrifuckle force
a subst-tute for s-xual intercourse, but better than old school masturbating. when you swing your gigantic p-n-s at illegal -rg-smic speeds, entering -rg-sm as your p-n-se’s momentum causes you to enter full -rg-sm. does not require the use of hands, so you can do it while eating and listening to your favourite song. best do it outside where cleaning is not necessary.
timmy: “hey did you just m-st-rb-t-?”
peter:” nah bro, that’s doing it old school.”
timmy: “??”
peter: ” look, you just swing your d-ck until it reaches centrif-ckle force!”
timmy: “that sounds messy”
peter; ” no, it actually keeps your hands clean.”
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