Ceramic Headlock
when a man has an erection while taking a sh-t and it presses against the inside of the toilet.
i shouldn’t have been reading that victoria’s secret catalog while i was taking a sh-t. i got a ceramic headlock.
you have to make sure you wash your d-ck after a ceramic headlock so your girl doesnt get mad if she goes down on you.
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