freudian finger
when you give someone the finger so subtly, even you don’t know you’re giving it.
i didn’t realize i was freudian fingering him, but i scratched my nose with my middle finger, unbeknownst to all.
when you type a word or words unintentionally, but the mistake still has (unintended) meaning or appropriateness to the situation.
actual freudian fingers:
i meant to type, “i want to smack him so bad!”
i actually typed, “i want to spank him so bad!”
or
“dammit! b–b really messed up this time!” when you meant to type “bob.”
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