cereal number


the “on a scale from one to a hundred” nutritional-rating figure — one being totally lousy and hyper-fattening, like chocolate-covered sugar-krunchies, and a hundred being a “perfect ten”, like quick oats or plain shredded-wheat biscuits with whole milk and raisins — that is -ssigned to a particular grain-based breakfast-selection, depending on how healthfully-balanced a food it is.
murphy’s law: “most any breakfast-snack will have a cereal number that is in direct inverse proportion to how tasty and appealing it is to the majority of members of the general public, especially the little ones.” ain’t dat da truth????

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