Cerealsexual


the s-xual attraction to cereal and/or cereal mascots.
kevin’s a total cereals-xual, he has a thing for cheerios.
the s-xual attraction to cereal and/or cereal mascots.
kevin’s a total cereals-xual, he has a thing for cheerios.

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