cerebralyzed
the act of being paralyzed by the inability to think instinctively and decide instantly when faced with a choice; inability to make a decision in a reasonable time for the inconsequential / non-weighty matters.
you are afflicted with cerbralitis if you have to constantly wrestle with making simple decisions and you have infected others with this inability to decide because they have been hanging around you too long. all infected are subject to being cerebralyzed and missing out.
there were these 2 incredible guys at the club but i was cerbralyzed and didn’t talk to either one of them.
i was gonna do something last night, but i was cerebralyzed and never left the couch.
dude, how do i cure cerebralitis? i have been with my girlfriend so much that i caught cerebralitis and cannot even pick what football game to watch.
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