cerfunctionous day


it is known as the day that the strawberry became king. you celebrate it by doing small tasks once a year on august 21st

at noon- drink orange juice and brush teeth

1:30- eat strawberries

2:00- buy a beach ball and pop w/ mouth

3:00- cartwheel

4:00- eat an entire can of sweet corn
did you do that cartwheel because it was cerfunctionous day? d-mn

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