Cert


a female that is visually unpleasing to regarde.
“hey, have you seen susan boyle lately?”

“no, i’ll go out on a limb and still -ssume she’s a cert right?”
when the supreme court of the united states agrees to hear a case. short for the latin “certiorari” meaning “to send up the record.”
we were happy to hear the supremes granted cert in lawrence v. texas.
to be certain

to be glad

certified
teacher : there is no school on monday

paul: oh cert cert cert certy cert cert
correctional emergency response team
active the cert team we have a riot.
certificates or other doc-mentation that can significantly qualify one for a better/decent job. often of a technical computer/networking nature.
f-ck, getting my a+ cert was easy as h-ll to get after that course.

congrats, i just spent 3k on a course to get my networking certs.
to certify or to show off something for example your wealth.
d-mn these new loafers i bought cert my pocket.
a: a delicious mint

b: a delicious mint used as a throwing knife
i pwnd jarret in the juggular with a certs and made him cough and sputter up some blood

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