certainstance
this is a stance that you take on something that you are 100% certain on and it will never change. for example: you hating the red sox is one of your certainstances.
terry: i’ve been thinking about maybe moving in with millie. i wonder what she’d think?
barry: i don’t know, man. she might, but her parents are very religious. i’m pretty sure that it is their certainstance that you two be married first.
terry: you’re probably right. and we are only in the 3rd grade…
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