Certainty Pimp
someone who sells “certainty” on a particular issue to gain money or power — usually a politician, pundit or preacher. certainty pimps don’t like shades of gray because they force people to think for themselves.
did you see that certainty pimp on tv? he says the recent cold snap is proof that global warming is a complete hoax.
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