certified abstinence instructor
a life-calling for a precious few, incredibly optimistic individuals who think that it’s actually possible to bridle the m-ssive force of copulation using reason, logic, gods wrath, consequence or any other easy to ignore methodology.
i’m a certified abstinence instructor; das right! i don’t care how worked up their loins be ge’in, a few pictures of god’s herpes curse will shrink that hard-on faster than a busted cherry on prom-nite.
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