Certified Slap
a certified slap is a song that goes on your playlist for best rap songs ever. a certified slap consists of just dirty beats and the hook is 2 legit 2 quit. a slap is known as a really good song, but a certified slap is just dirty. a certified slap is not played at places like la boom. it is best to play a certified slap while driving hot b-tches around in your car. especially the freshmen who go to the all girls schools who are always h-rny as f-ck for your sausegeeee.
“this song i keep listening to is definitely on my list of certified slaps. it’s just dirty.”
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