certitude


the scientific version of the word certainty
shepard smith (when describing lewd anthony wiener underpants pictures): something of this nature, that uh.. belongs on your person or doesn’t, and not be – have any cert-tude about whether it is yours but uh when you’ve lived with certain things all your life you know you think eventually you probably know. what’s yours.
befuzzled blond: well-

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