ces fest
too many girls in one place, used negatively by other girls when they’re tryna get some action but there’s just too much compet-tion. not a good thing, the opposite of a sausage fest.
person 1: lets go to the bars
person 2: no i’ve heard it’s a total ces fest. way too many girls. there’s no way we’ll get d-ck tonight
the equivalent to the hunger games, essentially
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