ceslie
ceslie is that apple in your eye, that person that made your dream wet, the reason for that random b-n-r in your pants. not only a bad -ss but has a nice -ss.
d-mn! that girl must be a ceslie
the process of attempting to fart the c-m of the person who just had -n-l intercourse with you, but accidentally sh-tting a little bit in their mouth.
i tried c-mfarting into haylies mouth, but accidentally ceslied.
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