Moose Tongue


the s-xual act of licking chocolate cake out of someones -n-s…

or

the act of f-cking someone up the -n-s who has had chocolate cake shoved up there -n-s…
i.e.

last night he realy ‘moose tongued’ me…
i sucked his p-n-s after…
it tasted great…

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