cessy
drunk, wasted, hammered, sh-tfaced. short for cesspool.
after only two gl-sses of wine lisa was totally cessy!
the cessy is a sea monster that has been around for thousands of years. its weapon of choice is the butcher knife. it can be found in swamps, green huts, and bathrooms. it’s distinctive from other monsters with it’s bare feet and love for j-pan lavender gardens. the cessy has been the subject of many great art portfolios. if u ever encounter a cessy, do not be alarmed. it is quite harmless, unless u hear those fateful words: “this song reminds me of you”, in which case, make horrible art as fast as you can and keep the threat managed with internet espionage.
the cessy loves her frogman.
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