CFAD
an acronym meaning “catch fire and die”. usually used in a non-serious sense, although it has been known to be used with hostile intent.
you’re an idiot, i hope you cfad.
pr-nounced c-f-a-d or ka fad or see fad
stands for
cute from a distance
from a distance they seem attractive, but as you get a closer look at them, there ugly, thus cute from a distance
for the bro’s
bro a: dude check out that girl across the dance floor d-mn she is so bodacious
bro b: d-mn she is..wait hold on she’s coming this way
bro a: oh sh-t! nevermind c.f.a.d
bro b: oh f-ck bro, your right looks like she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
bro a: d-mn..let’s go get f-cked up
bro b: ok -_-”
for the girls
girl a: ooo girrl he is fine
girl b: d-mn i wonder what he looks like shirtless
girl a: omgah girl he’s looking this way, omgah he’s coming over here
girl b: oh f-ck c.f.a.d d-mn let’s pertend to be lesbians so he’ll go away
girl a: ok lol
acronym for: “cute from a distance”
pr-nounced: (“see-fad”)
gender: neutral
used to identify either physical or personal attractiveness.
observing someone from a distance that is initially attractive. as that person approaches closer, (and a better physical view or personality perspective is available) the initial attractiveness dissipates.
physical:
person #1 – ” hey, did you see the woman over by the checkout line?
person #2 – (after walking over for a closer look and returning) “yeah, she’s cfad”
personal:
person #1 – (a woman who has been validated as attractive) “man, she is hot”.
person #2 – “dude, per personality is cfad”…
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