CFB


acronym for c-nt face b-tch. a severely vicious and offensive designation used rarely and only against the most sinster of foes. first known use was by david mccarty of the boston red sox at dwyers pub in fort myers, fl circa march 2005. witnessed by kevin youkilis (aka kevin you-c-nn-l-ng-s).
that cfb just blew smoke in my face!
cell phone b-tch – a girl who will absolutely go ape-sh-t if you take her cellphone from her, reactions ranging from nervous breakdowns, to violent behavior.
jesus christ that girl is a flat out cfb, watch her cry if i take her phone from her.
-also knowen as casual f-ck buddy.

this term is used when you are not dating someone but you are having s-x with them anyway.
“i do it with my cfb every day” (yes i actually do)
c-nt-faced b-st-rd

an insult affectionately used in some areas of southern england. abbreviated to avoid the outrage caused by the use of the word “c-nt” in some households with children.
teenager: mum, joe’s walking around in his boxers. he just farted on the dog.

mum: what a cfb!
acronym for creame filled bukkake sandwich
there is no example… just as it is. please enjoy a cfbs.
an acronym for carbon fiber bull sh-t.
david: muy quad iz teh bezstt evvarr!
matt: hah, yea right.
david: whut doo yoo meanz?
matt: it has all that cfbs!
country f-ggot b-tch… aka josh
look at that cfb he is knocked up

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