cfti


cheers for the invite. a colloquial acronym mainly used in the uk, often said sarcastically, though this is not always the case.
guy: had an awesome night paintballing with the guys!
friend of guy (who did not get invited to paintballing): cfti, you know i love paintballing 🙁

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