chab
the act of masturbating using ones own excrement for lubrication. often performed (but not limmited to) on a toilet or in a shower.
1. the filthy b-st-rd was pulling a chabs in my living room.
2. go chabs yourself d-ckhead.
this word has no definition, it can mean anything you like.
thats so chab! (thats really great!)
what a f-cking chab. (that person annoys me)
having abs that are either hidden or accompanied by stomach fat, can be used to insult people who think they have abs when they really don’t. chubby abs = chabs.
-man pulls down top-
“check it out bro, i have a 6 pack.”
“no you don’t, you’ve got chabs.”
anything foreign that makes it’s way onto your face.
dude! wipe that chab off your face.
after eating a sandwich billy had a m-ssive amount of chab in his beard.
an adjective describing something a hipster would be interested in. something that has not yet reached mainstream status. pretty much anything a hipster does or likes is chab.
that’s a chab band.
wearing nerd gl-sses with the lenses poked out is so chab.
chast-ty boy, a guy who strongly believes in chast-ty and usually wears big belts to keep the girls out of his pants(;
that guy’s so hot, but he’s a chab which is pretty disapointing.
is the ultimate male muscle combination desired by many but perfected by few. it is the chest + abs, when the whole upper body becomes one big m-ss and you can’t really tell where one starts and the other ends. basically when someones upper body looks like a big round solid keg of fat or muscle.
it seems certain asian guys have perfected this marvelous display of chunk.
dude: “bro! put your shirt back on you look like you are pushing maximum density”
fatty 1: “nah! man the ladies love the chabs”
dude: “man i wish i looked like a keg on stilts”
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