Chadpoleasarous


a chadpoleasarous is an amphibious dinosaur species . they are rare, and there is only one known to be living in the united states. they roam the hallways of high-schools, and eat the innocent school children. they are very violent, and choose to stalk their female prey. chadpoleasari have to remain in the hallways of their high-schools, or else the sun will pierce their weak skin, shriveling their entire bodies. this species chooses h-m-s-xual (gay) tendencies even though they usually are caught using cheap dinosaur lines on their s-xual subjects. insecure, though, chadpolesaurus pretends to be attracted to females. be warned, this is a cover up. chadpoleasarous often fantasizes about male gambacerotops.
“run!! its a chadpoleasaurous!!”

“look at that chadpoleasarous h-tting on that girl! it’s clearly a cover up… i saw him staring at a gambacerotops earlier…”

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