chaffed balls
when male gonadial’s have experieced a large amount of friction due to inner thigh rubbing friverously against it. other possible causes are large amount of wire like pubic hair building up between gonadials and thigh, or a missplaces piece of 80 grit sand paper lodging itself deep within the recessions of your body.
optional definition
a song made by tyler ferrari when under the influence of alcohol, playing an acoustic with a mult-track recording program such as cool edit pro
jesus christ, i needed to sand something today and couldnt find my sandpaper. so when i was masturbating at high speeds, it became more chaffed than normal and i found that piece of sandpaper. i was so happy, i ran into the garage and started sanding my wood. then i realized the birdhouse was still inside. i screamed in agony, and now i am left with a sh-tty birdhouse, severed penile gland and chaffed b-lls.
Read Also:
- dome slice
a haircut, generally provided by a barber that isn’t some fancy pr-ck. “hey, you wanna grab a sandwich?” “i would, but i gotta get a dome slice before the wedding tonite.” “oh, word.” a commonly used term in video games referring to when you shoot someone in the head to kill them also knows as […]
- Dominicinated
when you get hit with a bunch of words that you have no idea what they mean. person 1: your cardiovascular contractions became overwhelming when your rheumatology levels jumped and your aorta became enlarged. person 2: what??? person 3: you just got dominicinated!
- Street Sledding
street sledding is an activity intended to be performed during the winter, preferably after a snow storm before streets have been plowed. the best way of street sledding is to take a car, preferably one with a trunk that can be opened all the way (hatch back style) and then find some secure mounting point […]
- Street Goblin
usually a homeless person or a shady looking person who usually dwells on the street. “that h-n-s looking street goblin kepps staring at my mother b–bs”!
- Don't even go there.
don’t try that. don’t bring up that subject. you’ll get nowhere with me, by trying the argumentative tactic that you just attempted. person #1: hey, stop drinking my beer! person #2: well, you took a nibble of my chicken diable that time. person #1: don’t even go there.