Chaim
name for a jewish boy who usually is not so tall but hot as f-ck! girls get wet immediately when they look at him and crave his big c-ck. a chaim is also smart, sweet, intelligent, muscular, and an all around perfect guy. if you know a chaim then hold on to him and his c-ck. chaim’s are also mad homies with his boys and form the tightest crews. everyone wants to be chaim!
boy #1 “my boy chaim is the f-cking man!”
girl #1 “omg there he is right there! i’m so wet right now! i want him!”
boy #1 “haha ye thats ma dude”
girl #2 “ya but he smokes weed”
boy #1 and girl #1 “f-ck outta here, you don’t know sh-t about chaim!”
the hebrew word for life. chaim is also a very common jewish name, and most boys named chaim smoke alot of weed and are very full of themselves. some chaims are semi attractive but their sh-tty personality lowers them to a negative 1000000.
girl #1 -” omg chaim is so hot ”
girl #2 -” maybe, but hes a total -ss”
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