chainsaw noob


an expression used on gears of war by p-ssed of gamer to describe a guy that is skilled enough to maneuver their shots and get close enough to chainsaw them.
noob who keeps getting chainsawed: waaahh! chainsaw noob keeps killing me!! stop it or i’ll give you a bad report!

the so called chainsaw noob: ermm.. first, you can’t report me for killing you. second i’ll stop when you manage to kill me
a person in gears of war or gears of war 2 who takes advantage that getting shot with a shotgun from 2inches away and then telepots to you and chainsaws you. dosnt require much skill, only knowlege to realize that stopping power only works forcertain people and pint blanks only work for the host and his team
wow. i shot this guy twice with the shogun from 3 feet away and then he slid and chainsawed me.
i f-cking hate chainsaw noobs
a player on gears of war who lacks any kind of skill, and therefore must get all of his/her kills with the chainsaw.

“f-cking chainsaw noob!”

“i hate that f-cking chainsaw n00b on the other team! doesn’t he have any kind of f-cking skill?!”
a person who is new to tha xbox 360 game “gears of war” and therefore uses the chainsaw to gat all of their kills.
if that f-ckin chainsaw noob sneaks up on me one more time im giving him a bad review 🙁

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