chair hips
the wide hips caused by hours of work in a chair. generally found on female secretaries and data entry workers.
the new secretary glared at herself in the mirror and commented, “stupid chair hips, i need to work harder to keep my -ss in shape.”
as she walked back to her chair her male coworkers gaze followed her rear.
“d-mn, she’s got a nice -ss…i hope she doesn’t get a flat -ss from chair hips,” one remarked.
“yeah, or get scared and work out so much she doesn’t have an -ss,” rejoined the other, as they turned back to their fantasy baseball stats.
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