Chair hug


any hug that starts in a chair and ends up on the floor by any means.
guy a: dude i gave that chick a chair hug.

guy b: how’d you get to the floor?

guy a: i tickled her, easiest way.
a defensive move used to protect oneself from full body on body contact of a real hug, due to the unappealing nature of the other hugger. this typically consists of an obstruction placed in the path of the hugger partic-p-nts, such as a chair.
thankfully their last meeting was in a conference room and lee flawlessly executed a chair hug when heidi attempted the obligatory goodbye hug.

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