Chair Stalking


the act of hunting for a vacant chair and table to become free in a food restaurant, shopping precinct, cafe, etc. usually in groups of two or more. requires good eyesight and quick reflexes! other people will compete as well.
ged had bought his meal and was now stalking the chairs of people who looked like they might be about to leave. however, he has also noticed other chair stalking folk lurking close by, so he has to act fast!

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