Chair

something u sit on
i’m going to sit in that chair
(n) a raised platform on one would sit to keep one’s self off the dirt which is on the ground. chairs, the plural of chair, can be padded to maximize the comfortility of one’s sitting session.
-“dude that is a nice chair your sitting on, i love the padding on it, it must be such a comfortable sitting session you are experiencing”
“yes, quite”
a fun sized couch
fred: lets go sit on the couch
bob: nah.. chairs where its at.
the pairing/ship for chuck b-ss and blair waldorf in gossip girl.
chuck is played by ed westwick
blair is played by leighton meester
my perfect couple in gg is chair.
an uncommon s-xual position, where the willing or usually unwilling partic-p-nt is strapped into a lawn chair (the conventional method is duct tape but varied uses have included rope, electrical cords and christmas lights.) the person is then flipped upside down and a hole is cut out of the seat, exposing the person’s -n-s and/or genitalia, creating a make-shift glory hole for instant gratification. common practice is to “chair” outside but the more bashful often commence the activity in the garage or pool house.
pull out a chair for the lady…
n. a very small measurement of distance.

derived from c-nt hair, or more specifically the width of one.
okay, we’ve almost got it in the right spot, just move it a c hair to the left.
almost always useful. a person has to invest a great amount of faith into this object, for if it breaks (which is entirely possible) then one is putting the fact that they are currently not disabled at great risk ie. they could become disabled
boy1: what you on bruv?
boy2: a chair
boy1: isit? that’s sick
boy2: yeh, but i’m being careful though, ‘cos if it breaks i could end up disabled.
boy1: mate, i wouldn’t take the risk; i don’t even sit on chairs anymore
when spanish speakinq person is tryinq to say share.
will you chair that taco with me?

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