Chairlympics


the chairlympics are games usually played in schools or offices that involves any number of handy chairs.

games range from simple races on rolling chairs, hurdle courses, and chair diskus.

generally frowned upon by the management or administration.
i won gold in the chairlympics longjump by jumping seven chairs.

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